Archive for November, 2008

ST. PANTIES DAY
November 16, 2008

In its commitment to celebrating cultural debauchery, The Lusty Lady has put a uniquely erotic spin on our favorite vice-filled holiday. The marquee evokes thoughts of nerd fraternities, summer camp, and double dog dares. Intoxicated with these images of PG sexuality, the passerby fishes for a quarter and departs the parade to take his turn as the patron saint of clever strippers. (throwback)

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ALWAYS OPEN NEVER CLOTHED
November 16, 2008

An old standby, this marquee puts an erotic spin on a common convenient store sign. The passerby is delighted to discover that despite his first impression, this marquee is not redundant at all. Rather, it makes two distinct guarantees about the Lusty Lady’s business operations that he finds both pleasantly reassuring and pleasantly arousing. (throwback)