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THE BIG SEATTLE BUTT SHOW
February 6, 2009

Depending on the passerby’s taste for water sports, the derivation of this erotic pun might not be immediately evident. Nevertheless, once grasped, its potential is palpable . With this simple phrase, the Lusty Lady has managed to construct a world where nautical charts and centerfolds are seamlessly interwoven. Speed butts, motor butts, paddle butts. All these and more can be yours because at the Lady it only costs a quarter for fifteen seconds of fleet week.

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OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NUDE
January 7, 2009

In one simple pun, the Lusty Lady has captured all of the passerby’s hopes and dreams for the new year. Bush’s matted tangle of lies and missteps will finally be shed away. The transparency of the Obama administration will reveal the naked truth. Not everyone will like what they see through the two way windows.

ALWAYS OPEN NEVER CLOTHED
November 16, 2008

An old standby, this marquee puts an erotic spin on a common convenient store sign. The passerby is delighted to discover that despite his first impression, this marquee is not redundant at all. Rather, it makes two distinct guarantees about the Lusty Lady’s business operations that he finds both pleasantly reassuring and pleasantly arousing. (throwback)